Bologna v Juve Match Preview

Bologna v Juve Match Preview

23 May 2021

It is difficult to find much enthusiasm, let alone excitement for this final episode of what has proven one of the most underwhelming seasons I can remember. And yet there is a hint of expectation. Of what exactly, I am unsure, other than some vague sense of wanting it all to end, not just the […]

Juve v Inter PREVIEW

15 May 2021

Pre-Match Thoughts prior to Juventus di Torino vs. Internazionale di Milan: “Shakin’ All Over” Advice for the hopelessly optimistic, the impassively realistic, and the bitterly resigned, on the Upcoming, Latest, and Most Hysteria-Riddled “Must-Win” Juventus Experience Of All by Esteban el Chiapaneco (aka. @smbachrach) on twitter \. This is where we are right now: Just […]

Sassuolo v Juventus PREVIEW

11 May 2021

What is left to say that has not already been said, time and time again? The club is lurching from disaster to disaster. Talk of arguments in the management are unsurprising and what the devil can John Elkann have made of the torment on show of late? Whilst he doesn’t have any known love for […]

Juventus v AC Milan match preview

Juventus v AC Milan MATCH PREVIEW

8 May 2021

With the super league saga continuing to provide dull updates, and now constant media focus on Pirlo, Max, Agnelli, Paratici…its easy to forget we have football matches to play. And this coming game against AC Milan could possibly prove pivotal in our aspirations of guaranteeing (UEFA ‘punishment’ pending) entry into the top tier of continental […]

Udinese v Juventus preview

Udinese v Juventus PREVIEW

1 May 2021

All remains unfortunately muddled. With speculation abounding of not just Pirlo, not just Paratici, but even Andrea Agnelli perhaps to be replaced, I am thankful for the chance to focus on the actual football, rather than rumours. Although…I do get carried away with the discussions and just remain a little disgruntled to find the most […]

Fiorentina v Juventus PREVIEW

25 April 2021

Pre-Match Thoughts on the upcoming, latest “Must-Win” Juventus Episode, by Esteban el Chiapaneco aka Steve We know who we are (a mixture of good, bad and ugly in this Covid-dominated 2020-21 football season) and we are left with 2 main objectives still to play for. The first is qualification for the 2021-2022 UCL (remember that […]

JUVENTUS v Parma match preview

21 April 2021

I will hope to wake tomorrow and learn of a comprehensive victory over a close to already relegated Parma rather than yet more hideous reports of Agnelli shitting the nest. The visitors are 10 points off safety with only 8 games remaining. Their DOOM seems assured. A lengthy injury list certainly will not help their […]

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Atalanta v Juventus preview

17 April 2021

We have 8 games remaining in the league. Atalanta sit 1 point behind us in 4th spot, with Napoli 3 points away in 5th. Lazio have a game in hand and could be 4 points away if that match is won. Suffice to say this match is crucial to our top four aspirations. Whilst a […]

juventus v genoa match preview

Juventus v Genoa match preview

10 April 2021

Could the solid performance against Napoli mid week prove a watershed moment in Pirlo’s career at Juve? That is the question I keep asking myself and with Genoa next on the chopping board, the coach has a superb opportunity to continue where we left off. It makes plenty of sense to use the same line-up, […]

Juventus v Napoli preview – Time to go to war.

6 April 2021

All is hideous presently with Juve. Poor form, poor results. Pirlo’s position questioned hourly. Dumped out the CL with two awful games against a team we were expected to beat. Dropping down the table with now CL qualification very much in jeopardy. Players trouncing the COVID rules to play poker and likely more revelry. Dybala’s […]